Men, Women and Marriage!

I got this forward from my friend and just couldn't resist the temptation of blogging about it.. Here is fodder for 5 mins of laughter!!

• "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her" - Sacha Guitry

• "Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them." - Dumas

• "I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." - Anonymous

• "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henry Youngman

• "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran"

• "The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..." - Anonymous

• "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield

• "Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. " - Anonymous

• First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
  

All that said and done, you cannot force yourself to love someone but it just happens! When that happens, marriage happens and the way your life is shaped after that is completely in your hands!