Why do men have simpler life??

Here are some answers I could think of...

Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T- shirt to a water park.
Wrinkles add character.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Are they good enough??

But hey, Women are the ones who never loose the spotlight!!! Women have the talent of multi-tasking.. Women are the fortunate ones to create life (and destroy).. Finally Women are the smarter ones!!!!!

Florida, The Sun shine State for YOU!!!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN FLORIDA IN JULY WHEN. . . .

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Ah, what a place to call home. . Inspite of all this.. Florida is still the best state in the US... The colorful beaches, the palm trees and the fact that there is no snow... Now you know why people love FL!